Introduction to The Realm Blog (a bad one at that, too)

Welcome to the wonderful world of Realm of The Mad God (aka ROTMG). I like to say "Rot um gee," but you can say it however you want. Row tee em gee, Rott ma gee, Are oh tee em gee. You can comment  below, but I'm never going to respond (try me). 
Since you've read this far, so I'll give you my seal of approval.

I definitely did not steal this picture off of Google Images.